I would like to introduce to you a fellow Canadian: Erin Wotherspoon. Erin Wotherspoon has recently launched herself into semi-fame as a "serial dater" who targets Toronto men with low self-esteem and deep pockets and uses them to fund her expensive taste at the city's best restaurants. Now, despite the fact this 23-year-old with an arts degree openly brags about exploits on the internet with her Tumblr A Penniless girl, bad dates & plenty of oysters where she goes on pricey dates and then 90% of the time condescendingly decribes the "2's and 3's" she went out with, and sometimes put out with. This is apparently getting her a possibility of both a reality show and book deal. Despite the fact she has NO credentials whatsoever at restaurant business or culinary arts and has very poor writing skills. And has no respectable employment. She's an "aspiring actress" which is a paraphrasing along the lines of "Best Buy part-timer". She's more than a serial dater. She's a serial job-jumper who has no gainful employment to date yet demands to be pampered and treated like royalty by men before throwing them in the garbage disposal while laughing about it on her blog. This is the face of true evil: Real, cold, unblinking and reptilian. And a dime a dozen. Does she think she's the first woman to try this? Use men to quench their sense of false entitlement? Excuse me, but I just stood up, laughed myself sick and walked out of the room.
...back again. So, Erin got the attention of the very popular social media site Reddit, which I believe is latin word for "dipshit". Reddit is a place inhabited almost entirely by Adderall and Mountain Dewaholics who like to rage against the machine in their bedroom/ parents converted laundry room (that machine has "General Electric on it by the way) by thumping chest and trying to get the world to stop dating her "I'd ditch her with the cheque HURRR HURRR" a) No you wouldn't, and b) NO YOU WOULDN'T. If you're out with her your insatiable craving to try and see her naked would prevent you from doing so. I wouldn't wipe my ass with Reddit. No, you are going to get the right kind of dissection, from smart people who know exactly the completely NOT smart, NOT original and NOT socially conscious fraud that you are. You are what you are: the Lowest Common Denominator. Your entitlement is sickening. You were BORN pretty, you didn't work for how you turned out. That's nature. Do you think Ron Perlman wanted to look like a gargoyle? How moronic is it to think you deserve to be fawned over just for being pretty? If you said you should be treated better for being white, you would be run out of town. It's not as offensive, but equally idiotic. I just proved it.
...yes, Erin is pretty. She makes a point of that seemingly every five minutes, and because of this and-- believe me-- only this guys get suckered into footing the bill. Her game is to do whatever it takes not to pay. Anything. And this is her gimmick. Dine and dash. Maybe get laid, she mentions that to. Here's something that she doesn't mention: she's a slob. A pseudo-hipster who makes fun of hipsters, but she dresses like THIS for a date:
I didn't know she was a near homeless schizophrenic. I give the mentally ill props when they can pull a fast one on us normies.
I would laugh a girl out of the restaurant if she showed up dressed like that, I don't care how hot they are. And she expects people to pay for the meal too?
Kind of sad and telling of guys that just the liminal amount of attractiveness would let a girl like this walk all over them.....However, my favourite, and the one the sums up my point is this:
I like how she spends half of each of her blog posts smugly talking about how smart and innovative she is but is retarded enough to post a picture of herself holding her credit card without blacking out the numbers. For half of a second, I couldn't believe someone is giving her a TV show, but then when I realized that all she's done is reach the level of Honey Boo Boo I laugh to myself because these people don't realize that they are a part of the lowest common denominator of society and are being put on TV to be made fun of by everyone else.
...to be fair, she also posted a photo of herself washing her 1999 Sunfire with her license plate in full view as well. Is she aware even what Social Media is? Erin: when you write these posts down and take photos of yourself looking like loony-tunes..... WE CAN SEE IT!!! Wake up. When virtually everyone out in the world of social media is expressing contempt and vitriol in your direction, perhaps it's time to take a look in the mirror and say "Maybe it's me!" Because it IS you. What you are doing is a bad thing, and if you trumpet this on television or in a book to a national/international audience, you will NOT come out on top. You will NOT look the hero. You will become a celebrity people wish would fall off the earth, like Joe Francis or Jenny McCarthy. You are overflowing with false-entitlement you never worked hard for to achieve.
You're also 23. Do you think you can keep doing this forever? When you've chased away or ducked out on every decent prospect for an actual connection and resort to banging younger guys at cougar bars because your looks went at 30 and everybody knows your scheme? Let me spell something for you: this won't last. Even if you get a 15 minutes it will only be 15 minutes and then everyone will dislike you except your equally shallow friends. At least you'll have somebody to shop with while looking for Pizza Hut sunglasses at Urban Outfitters.
"These guys should feel honoured by this open invitation to date me."
-Erin Wotherspoon
...indeed.
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