You could already look fly at the gym in these like-new Zubaz, and you too could look like a retarded meathead fuckstick just like me!
Imagine how cool you'll look, walking around with your witch's brew-like energy drink, checking yourself out in the mirror when nobody's looking, or at home wacking off to your ceiling-mounted Kevin Sorbo poster. Believe me, I've done plenty of the three and it makes me the incredible-looking specimen with traps to die for that I am today. Anything to mask the fact that my soul is dying.
Some people would want to know why a guy would wear Zubaz, or do steroids. The answer is simple: to look astonishing to the ladies, faggot! There's nothing that turns on a woman more having a body that looks like a mattress a bunch of stank homeless perverts had group sex on. Do you know how many ladies have asked to touch these arms? Plenty. Granted, I never had sex with them since my generally poisonous and sexist attitude towards females serves as a deterrent, but scope these fuckin' BICEPS, bro. You quiver in jealousy and fear, don't you?
So you need to buy these fucking Zubaz. You too could have the legs of a baggy gay zebra in no time. Throw in a loose-fitting sweater and Bandana and yer LAUGHING, bro. You're the magnet and pussy is electrified iron. You can't lose. Losers lose. Look at these arms, dude. Would a loser own seven Affliction t-shirts and sculpted arms swirled in tribal tattoos? Thought so.
Seriously man, just BUY 'em!
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